Polish is the most god-awful, off-putting, sickening, revolting, nauseating, repulsive, displeasing, annoying, horrifying and appalling language in the world. I’m not here to argue about the grammar or the country. I’m just trying to get my point across. Polish is truly the worst collection of lexicon. It is the most confusing, perplexing, flummoxing and befogging language in the world. It makes me physically cringe and shake when I read or hear that language. Obviously they invented this is a hidden torture device for the poor citizens living in Poland. They couldn’t even think of something creative for a name, “Polish” BRUH, try better. It is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lame and sounds lazy. Speaking of lazy, this language really tests your agility. Agility in SMASHING YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD to produce a single word. How much pain can a man take before he hunts down a Polish speaker? Only redeeming factor about this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ language is that nobody in the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ world speaks it other than the Polish “people”. This is very useful. Take this word for example – Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego are you telling me this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ isn’t something one would produce if they smashed their head on the keyboard a 100 times or gave it to their toddler to play with? That’s what this language is. For toddlers. Like watch this -aczqscquhcquwhdqdsq. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I just wrote has a GOOD chance to be an actual Polish word. What makes this whole entourage even more hilarious is the fact that they teach this gibberish in schools. Imagine trying to teach kids the synonym of ashdwiwiiwisizizwzzrqwz. That’s exactly what this is. You ever been on twitter? I doubt you haven’t. Ever seen those wannabe e-girls who smash random keys on their keyboard to depict their uncontrollable laughter? Polish is literally that. This has made me believe that these stans are actually speaking Polish and need help. now let us talk about the people who speak this language. They are usually very kind. Although 99% of the Polish “people” I’ve met are either racist or homophobic or full-on gamers. You must be wondering why did I put quotes before people. The answer is simple. Only monsters, psychopaths and derelicts can speak and preach a language such as Polish. You wanna know how they say Hi? Cześć. That’s how they do it. A simple greeting. A wave. A hello. That’s what they have to say everyday (if they even meet people smh). What’s funny is that these “people” find English very difficult while at the same time find NO problem in talking like this aishdiashdiadhsfhag balsdfh wihqd bva;pswkihdeqwdih qdq sdjqkdjq ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This probably makes sense to those people. How can you find a language so simple as English difficult when you speak something as god-awful as Polish? Not only this, they also take pride in speaking this language. Mate, why are you proud of speaking aishdajsvbfjasfo hdafksab ashdgqucbvaxxx zx? What the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you?