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33 of 50 (66%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 9:08pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 10:42pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:31am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:40am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:29am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:57am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:27am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:50am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:55am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 2:48am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 8:28am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 2:01am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:41am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:19am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 7:01am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:13am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:20am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:20am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 2:01am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:47am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:40am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:27am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:27am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:28pm



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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