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Bristol 1 Jan, 2020 @ 3:36pm 
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
ㅤ* If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
ㅤ* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!
SLY 17 Mar, 2015 @ 11:41am 
DIS GI GOT SWEG
dumber 17 Mar, 2015 @ 8:18am 
rip vampurrrrr :(
C4st 10 Apr, 2013 @ 4:05pm 
oi ♥♥♥♥♥
Limp der Übermensch 1 Jul, 2012 @ 4:46am 
Add me please!
syrup got me slumped everyday 26 Mar, 2012 @ 10:05pm 
When I hear your voice, I always think of the music video/song; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYba6bt4aA - Outhere Brothers - I wanna ♥♥♥♥ you in da ass.