Gear up with my Elsies+Chap loadout. I'm ready for some intense, exciting, and tactical gameplay. Set up shop in any headglitch or lane of my choosing. Place a smoke near the single flank of my position. Tactical. Mount my Elsies on the pixel peek. I see an enemy running around trying to slowly inch forward. Fool, he should have thought about tactics more and checked every single obscure angle on the map before running around like a headless chicken. 2 bursts is all it takes. My first kill. This is so exciting and fun! I hear my smoke go off in the background and 2 burst him while he's stuck in it. I've claimed another victim. These enemies are total noobs, no tactics at all! Now that my smoke is gone I should move to the headglitch right next to me. Smart tactics. Watch the each side of the lane for 60 seconds each to make sure its clear. Tactics. I sprint 5 feet to the other lane. That was jaw clenching! I should dial it back, I'm moving around too aggressively. Mount my Elsies on the headglitch. Wait and scan. Its been 3 minutes and I haven't engaged anyone. Should I move to a different location? NO WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU THINKING THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE POWER POSITION DONT GIVE IT UP TO RUN TO ANOTHER ANGLE LIKE A HEADLESS CHICKEN! Sometimes its hard to keep myself in check. Claim 2 more kills with my superior tactics before the match reaches its time limit. I'm surprised a lot of matches have been ending from the time limit rather than kill count. Wonder why that is... What a fun, exciting match that was!