*meows* *purrs* pees....

Let’s say, hypothetically, that you are on your bed, and let’s suppose that you are also submissive and breedable. Now, let’s say you are a male. Statistically speaking, humans, that are submissive and breedable tend to be femboys, that’s a fact (which doesn’t about your feelings). Hypothetically under these circumstances, it would be statistically speaking uncontroversial to assume you would be wearing thigh highs (which would boost your breedability factor by about 20%)

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We were in a b4b party and I dare say the party was not looking very good… we were struggling to complete act 1 on recruit difficulty. But just when I was going to act and press my push to talk button to express my disdain, this angel spoke on the mic. I still remember what you told me and only me “doc can you heal me?” ♥♥♥♥ I feel like I fell in love right then and there.. I’ve never had a better gaming experience than this and it’s all thanks to you my angel. I hope I run into you on b4b again…

We were in a b4b party and I dare say the party was not looking very good… we were struggling to complete act 1 on recruit difficulty. But just when I was going to act and press my push to talk button to express my disdain, this angel spoke on the mic. I still remember what you told me and only me “doc can you heal me?” ♥♥♥♥ I feel like I fell in love right then and there.. I’ve never had a better gaming experience than this and it’s all thanks to you my angel. I hope I run into you on b4b again…

Heyy I saw this cute kitten on my way to work the other day... it reminded me of you so bad... it had me feeling some kind of way

no pressure by the way at any point we can stop i just want to make sure ur comfortable with this and please dont feel obligated to send anything you dont want to just cuz i want things doesnt mean i should get them and its sometimes confusing because i think you enjoy it when i beg and express how much i want you but i dont ever want that to turn into you feeling pressured into doing something you don't want or feeling like youre disappointing me this is just meant to be fun and if at any point its not fun for you we can stop and im sorry if me saying this is killing the mood i just feel like

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She still hasn't added me on snap... she got me acting real brazy rn...

ey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4f2 sometime its a reall cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was sthat too far? Really sorry im really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

ey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4f2 sometime its a reall cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was sthat too far? Really sorry im really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hey Soldier back off, add me on snap instead ahaaa...

I was her team mate on DBD and fk... she has me down bad after that performance. Add me on snap ahah..

womens shampoo be like: coconut; honey/milk; aloe vera; and tropical fruits
mens shampoo be like: Arctic ice; darkness; guns; testosterone; pain

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lol Core Cheng, what are you, gay?

ily

Bidoof pls no ;-;

Uhhh, TTT Worth it? Thoughts.

kat<3

Kat the Lobster Dog traveling through space. Seems like a nice avatar.

Stop falling for me being a trololol

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