Recent reviews by HomerDaGamer

A nice little game for those who enjoy escape room puzzles.

It was fun at first. The skill ceiling can get pretty high but at the same time the learning curve can be too steep for a new player. At this point there is technically a tutorial but it doesnt excuse the fact it took years to be added. And there are is a good amount of stuff the game doesnt teach you.

I know the whole point of this game is trial and error but there is something depressing when the error happens an hour into an expedition. Newer missions have checkpoints but the remastered old ones dont.

It's even demoralizing when the "error" is because of a bug. This game has been out for 4 years but we still encounter a lot of bugs that will force a failed expedition. My team has had countless of dc's and crashes. Sometimes when the game is feeling generous when the host crashes it will pass the hosting on a different team member but no one knows how that works. And somehow its always someone with a worse connection. Like it doesnt even matter who is next in the join order?

Also I dont see a lot of replayability in this game. You just stealth kill a room the same way as always, you do a bioscan as always while shooting the same way as always, you finish the mission, collect a randomized piece of clothing (Why do all the black/grey color palettes look like your character swam through sh_t. ) and that's it. Unless you really enjoy the gameloop the only reason to replay an old mission is farm artifacts.

I know not many players may share my point of view. I also have a lot less time for video games and that could be an important factor for falling off with this game. The game is alright, it is better than when it released but it COULD BE a lot better.

Welcome to the game of murder ball that everyone knows but few play.

We have 1st division players matched with kids 6 divisons lower than them.
We have a ball that goes above mach speed, able to pierce the fabric of the universe but you still come unscathed.
We have hitboxes.
We have a candyman character that all your psychotic friends play. It is a miracle I haven't choked my bud for laughing in sync with him.

Best hole fixing simulator 10/10
Would drown again.

And when you thought you had everything laid out, memorised the whole thing,just a step away from perfection:



- The dude did not spawn with the weapon he had 500000000000000000000000000 times before
-that dude you always forget about
- that mobster got up faster
- DOORS!
- That fat , black thug took more shoots than you expected
- OUT OF AMMO!!!!
- F********* DOGS

Why do most workshop wallpapers have to look like a japanese pervert's wet dream?

Flamethrower-
pros:
Badass effect
instant kills in close quarters combat

cons:
You carry a bomb... an extremely flammable bomb on your back

Playing with bots:
Sprints the whole map, guns blazing, getting sick headshots, 420 smoking, " Sweet, look at all these RPGs", MVP and top of the leaderboard.

Playing online:
" Guys relax, let me so you how you do it m8", sprints 4 meters from the spawn,
gets shot by 7 rifles, 2 shotguns , 3 snipers, and an rocket launcher. Just to make sure someone also
stuffs 2 grenades up your ass and burns you with a molotov.
-2 score because the only guy you killed was friendly.