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Imagine this game as payday 1.5 , not as indepth as payday 2 and not as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as payday 3. There is a lot of fun in the single player campaign and the voice acting..oh boy the voice acting is 14/10 it is as cheesy as you would expect from this type of game. The updates are still coming and with the promise of coop campaign it should be a blast !

New weapons are fun , new characters are fun , enemies are 90% re-skins . overall worth it

I'ts a fun game that start off a bit slow and eventually becomes an AFK simulator. It has the same feel like super market simulator to the point where I think it's the same creator but I think it's the same model pack that is available somewhere for free, but in the end of the day you get to open packs and get all the rare cards. Super hype

It was nice, short, pleasant to play seems responsive , looks beautiful but then again the whole game is basically 1 big room so I sure as hell hope it's gonna look beautiful.

My only issue with the game is the amount of mouse movement needed while operating machinery. It is incredible how much mouse movement is needed. I made it to Diamond in Apex and diamond in Overwatch all that with a small mouse pad....but this game...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the movement needed is ridiculous

This is the best Music album that I ever purchased....Oh also comes with a game or something

You like gathering resources then making tools out of those resources and then moving to the next biome to gather more resources to craft more tools to repeat the same process for 20 hours ? You like picking up upgrades and having your emotions between : Who tf thought this ♥♥♥♥ up and this is the best upgrade ever ? Do you like murdering animals for the tasty bacon ? If you answered yes to any or all of those questions then this game is for you !
The graphics are questionable, but let's be real here , if you looked at the pictures and now you are reading this review you are past the graphic stage and are ready to waste hours upon hours in this pixalated hell. Would recommend. I give this game MS paint out of Excel spreadsheet.

This game is fun, lots of fun. It's funny, has all the thing you would expect from a bum simulator. Begging, trash diving, base building and more. The story is with all sorts of jokes and whatnot. It comes a little flat on whole crafting aspect and the looting system is something you will have to get used it. This game is not as good as Hobo Tough life but it's still an honourable 2nd place if you ask me.

This is one of the best "open world , survival, crafting" games out there. It's a constant loot box experience, every garbage can, every trash pile, every NPC you talk to has something random for you. You never know what is in stock , is it a brand new pair of shoes? or is it perhaps a blowup doll ? is it your dinner for tonight? is it a bunch of nothing ? You never know. Its AMAZING how well they did this game. There is SO much more to this game than it appears to be, its constant time management and inventory management. If you are going somewhere it better have purpose. If you steal something, it better have a reason.
10/10 would lobotomise myself just to experience it all over again.

The visuals are great, the destruction of environment is alright. Gunplay is aight I guess. But the core game design sucks ass 10000. The game struggles with the same problem as Hood: Outlaws & Legends and makes it even worse. The "main" game goal is so : Steal a vault , put it in the extractor and wait for it to cash out . sounds great....BUUUUT if at any point an enemy team manages to take it over, the time does NOT change. so if you do nothing but be a rat bastard the whole game and just wait for the 2 team to fight it out and then come in last second to clean up the last 2 member of enemy team and over take the objective..well guess what Billy ? the whole objective goes to them. This makes it so there is NO reason to do the objective until the VERY END, which is the most boring ♥♥♥♥ ever. If they ever decide to redesign the thing to lets say every few seconds u extract 100$ and there will be an actual point in holding the objective the game will be 10X better. but as is right now its annoying to play. Also 90% of the time sniping is useless. if you got a sniper on team u know u lost that one, might as well add it in a report column as throwing the game :D

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