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After a good game in tf2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great TF and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a TF2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then airshotted him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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when your choom kleps a nova virtu but the corpo-rat netrunners flatline him before he can delta with the preem scroll so now your gonk ass is gonna get zeroed by some chromed-out solo if you can't fork over the eddies

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