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Karim 5 Jan @ 1:19pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
Barbie 2 Jan @ 10:24am 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
ZimZib von Wowificus J 7 Dec, 2024 @ 5:43am 
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ali bomaye 19 Nov, 2024 @ 6:53pm 
hey hugo
John Apple 23 Oct, 2024 @ 6:27pm 
hugo
Myochii 20 Oct, 2024 @ 5:11am 
the botfly
Fronis 7 Oct, 2024 @ 5:19pm 
LPT - No more leaking after peeing!

There's a bend in the male urethra holding back the last few drops. There's a point between the balls and butthole where you can softly press to straighten the bend and it helps to get rid of those last few drops.

Tried it and it blew my mind. Cannot believe this isn't common knowledge

NO MORE LEAKS!!
Mercy.Asphodel 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:18am 
stinks a bit tbh:steamthumbsup:
Myochii 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:49pm 
this guy a freak
r/gaping 16 Aug, 2024 @ 5:11pm 
I was traveling through Bethlehem PA and stopped at a gas station to buy a bottle of local Lehigh Valley milk and a couple twinkies. There was this guy at the counter who was making weird faces at me and just staring off into space. I think he was high or something because he was unresponsive and kept twisting around. Then he smashed 6 out of my 10 twinkies and licked the cream off the counter. I demanded to see the manager and Hugo walked out of the back room screaming at me. He told me to get out of his store otherwise he would call the police and insisted I pay for the smashed twinkies. I tried to leave and he locked the door and point at me telling the clerk to “sick ‘em”! The clerk leaped the counter while Hugo laughed and bit me. After 3 minutes of getting savaged by Hugo’s mongrel employee he finally unlocked the door and said I “paid the toll”. I had to get rabies shot, and the milk was spoiled. DO NOT go to this gas station
ZimZib von Wowificus J 16 Aug, 2024 @ 5:03pm 
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THE GASSY MAN 6 Aug, 2024 @ 12:34pm 
this did NOT happen
ZimZib von Wowificus J 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:17am 
Once I was near Sweden for a trip, I managed to see Hugo near the Haagandaz parking lot I was also at so I went up to say hello to him. Hugo grabbed his baseball bat and broke both my knees, as I cried on the floor in pain he laughed and started stomping on my left arm till the bone snapped.
ali bomaye 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am 
Well Hugo was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in his state spelling bee for three consecutive years, he can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, He skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated his high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. He then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA.

Oh, and did I mention? He's 6ft 4 and rows for UC Davis.
Myochii 19 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm 
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THE GASSY MAN 15 Mar, 2023 @ 12:29pm 
bad player
''t4!LoR'' 15 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25pm 
stupid kid
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Fuggle 18 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm 
Snoerbabbert +rep
Owenityy 12 May, 2022 @ 3:25pm 
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LEDX 24 Apr, 2022 @ 12:35pm 
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Owenityy 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:39am 
wanna use your primary and not a shotgun the whole time
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THE GASSY MAN 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:42pm 
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TunaToda 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:42pm 
hi baby
Toffeeh 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm 
+rep sexy time
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+rep transphobic:)
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THE GASSY MAN 29 Oct, 2020 @ 1:17pm 
pirran är homoseks
Pirran 29 Oct, 2020 @ 1:07pm 
Lmao tony har en liten kuk
nikke 24 Sep, 2020 @ 4:00am 
Tää äijä osaa pelata videopelejä :steamhappy:
CHRIS 17 Sep, 2020 @ 8:31am 
added for the modest on marketplace!
linzer 20 Jul, 2020 @ 11:08am 
+rep nice сосk
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Emt
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frosty voisitko kyssätä
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I want you to open me up like one of those exotic engrams
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ILoveFemboys 23 May, 2020 @ 4:01pm 
-rep can't even comment right
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rep and cringe deletes comments like a ♥♥♥♥♥
ILoveFemboys 23 May, 2020 @ 3:15pm 
-rep