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it was an accident deku
@FrankyFella why u copy me ♥♥♥♥♥.
i wish i had someone who had boobas to play with me.... we should play some time >.<
i wish i had someone who had boobas to play with me.... we should play some time >.<
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A long time ago (Circa 1642) we were ambushed by a bunch of weebs in the Southern Part of India and I didn't know what to do, but she did, she always knows what to do when I'm stuck...
like this one time I got stuck in the washing machine and had no pants on and she said it was time to play Mummy and Son and it made me so happy that I passed out
She also taught me how to play through the fire and the flames on the harmonica
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A long time ago (Circa 1642) we were ambushed by a bunch of weebs in the Southern Part of India and I didn't know what to do, but she did, she always knows what to do when I'm stuck...
like this one time I got stuck in the washing machine and had no pants on and she said it was time to play Mummy and Son and it made me so happy that I passed out
She also taught me how to play through the fire and the flames on the harmonica
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Evey post disparaging someone else's spelling or grammar, or lauding
one's own spelling or grammar, will inevitably contain a spelling or
grammatical error.
-- greenrd in http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2002/4/16/61744/5230?pid=5#6
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Physician: One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the
floor -- especially in the dark.
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Tempt me with a spoon!
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If all be true that I do think,
There be five reasons why one should drink;
Good friends, good wine, or being dry,
Or lest we should be by-and-by,
Or any other reason why.
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"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb."
-- Spaceballs
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"Please don't hit me! I'm brittle!"
--Zoidberg
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Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to co
I'm just gonna get to the point. I masturbated for the first time last night. I was reading some hentai (anime girl porn) fanfic earlier, and when I went to sleep later that day, all I could think of was hentai. Eventually, I got this strange feeling in my ♥♥♥♥, and I had looked up how to fap a few days ago out of curiosity, so I began to rub my ♥♥♥♥, and some squicky substance came out (you know what it is. we both do). It felt so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing, but I'm disgusted. I mean, it feels wrong, and I'm not interested in sex or anything. It just feels so wrong, like I'm violating myself. This'll probably be my last fap though
Anyway, see ya. Remember not to tell my parents.