Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
ㅤ* Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
ㅤ* There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!