Recent reviews by Celt

Pretty good

This is the single best game to come out in the last 20 years.

Started exploring a shipwreck that was a 2 second swim off the beach.
Found another lighter and paddle along with a jerry can and a whistle.
Nearly drowned when I got caught on something but I managed to wriggle free seconds before death.
When I surfaced I was greeted by a shark swiming toward me, ♥♥♥♥ my shorts.
Managed to stand on the very edge of the ship which was ever so slightly above water so the shark just started circling me.
Just about reached the cocky shark with a cheeky stab, he now knows who's boss here.
Next day.
Still stood on the edge of the wreck, stabbing the shark as he tried getting closer.
Shark got smart and started gaining support.
Three sharks now circling me.
"♥♥♥♥ this"
Made a break for it and bailed over the side and swam to the Shore.
Sharks nearly got me but I survived.
Died from unknown causes the next day.
Possibly killed by Loki for ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles.

11/10 would get RDM'ed again

AWSOME game, can either be reeeeealy hard or easy (if you cheat and change your characters stats)