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dodaj, mam wazne pytanie

+rep, siema, dodaj do znaj, mam sprawe

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do
not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.
-- Honor'e de Balzac
🤑
[after Peter tells Lois an outlandish story]
Brian: Congratulations, Peter. You're the Spalding Gray of crap.
🤤
Mal: "Piece of shrapnel tore up that nerve cluster my first
tour. Had it moved."
😱
Flugg's Law:
When you need to knock on wood is when you realize
that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
🤐
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills people.
😬
Success is relative: It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
-- T.S. Eliot, "The Family Reunion"
😘
[watching the sunset]
Lois: Oh, Peter, I love you.
Peter: [looks at watch] Uhh, about a quarter past five.
😍

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Ruchał bym <3 <3

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