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Red Bluff, California, United States 
1st: It's not happening. It's a hoax, you're a conspiracy theorist.
2nd stage: It's happening but only a little bit.
3rd: stage Its happening and it's actually a good thing.
4th stage is: Yes, it's happening and you're probably a racist if you don't support it.
3. Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
4. Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
5. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
6. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
7. When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
8. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
9. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
10. Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.
11. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
12. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
13. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
14. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.