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Don't worry friends....

There will be NO New Year, New Me 😆🤷‍♀️

I will be the same loud mouthed, opinionated, robe wearing, stretchy pants loving, eye lash getting, cat loving, coffee mug collecting, block happy B I was in 2019 🤰😂

Vaccines are still poison, GMOs are still trash, spanking is still abuse, ya all still need to stop mutilating your babies penises, the impeachment is a joke, Trump IS my president and yours too, Pelosi is a drunk, I think Jesus is my homeboy and I have a goal to up my haters two fold this year 😉

Happy New Year ✋🎤

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Miata. Its mechanical simplicity makes the design extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of automotive engineering most of the details will go over a typical driver’s head.

There’s also Matano’s pragmatic outlook, which is deftly woven into his designs- the Miata’s philosophy draws heavily from Willard Van Orman Quine literature, for instance.

The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these production and tuning choices, to realise that the car isn’t just “fun to drive”- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Miatae truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the insight in Mazda’s existential tagline “Zoom Zoom” which itself is a cryptic reference to Charles Sanders Peirce’s “The Fixation of Belief”.

I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mazda’s genius wit unfolds itself in their minds. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, I DO have an Eunos tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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