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Watch out for this guy. I trusted him because he had a lot of +rep and invited him over to my house for a casual blowjob. He left all of his dirty clothes in my fridge overnight and slept in my bathtub, not allowing me to take a shower. At first I thought he was just a cute little twink but beware because he is actually a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gremlin. Now I'm not talking about the type of gremlins from the beloved 1984 classic fantasy film featuring your favorite America's Got Talent judge Howie Mandel as the voice of Gizmo. Oh no, when I say gremlin, I mean an entirely new form: a form of gremlin that can only be described as having been ♥♥♥♥♥♥ one too many times by his uncle when he was younger. This sort of gremlin will do the most indescribably evil things to you. For instance, while he was staying at my house, this "man" not only tied my shoes together so I would fall when I put them on, but he also farted multiple times in my soup including one time when I was clearly watching him do so.

This weirdo has no regard for the law, satisfying my penile needs not once, but four times, even when I begged him to stop because it felt too good. All in all, I would not recommend trading CSGO skins OR body fluids with this guy, for no reason other than he will break your heart and leave your refrigerator smelling like Snuggle fabric softener, Old Spice Bear Glove scented body spray, and nacho cheese. I don't know where exactly the nacho cheese came from but it certainly smells like it in my refrigerator now. Honestly, it could have to do with the cheese that he bought and left in there, but I'm still going to assume it was because his clothes were gross or something. I'm thinking about calling the exterminator just to see if he left any traces of semen around my sun room, just in case I might need to clone him later down the road and have a child who really knows how to suck. Anyway, that’s just my quick two cents; either trust this guy or don't, I don't really give a hoot.

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👼 I'm daddy's ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝️ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦♥♥♥♥🍆 and I spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳I get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill I squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside💠 me😳 god I'm such a😳 spinny 😵dizzy😵😵 little slut for daddy!