The attraction between Film critic Gene Siskel and Actor Richard Thomas is based on their differences. Charlton Heston is a perfectionist, but Alma Mahler is more social. Meryl Streep feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Florence Nightingale feels no guilt about satisfying them. 🔋 🎞 📰 🔖

I agree with Admiral Ackbar!

+rep best meister since that olof guy

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absolute monkey in this game

Ever since I got the kinky idea to jam my Longshot up my girlfriend's ♥♥♥♥♥, she won't have my ♥♥♥♥ anymore. Sometimes I come home from work and I hear her moaning upstairs. She tries to hide it, she even pretended to be having an affair to throw me off the track, and justify her not wanting to have sex with me. But I know that she's been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that Longshot every day while I'm not there. It smells like her ♥♥♥♥♥ whenever I use it, too. Sometimes while I'm out nerfing with my buddies, and I'm camped out in a sniper position, I get the urge to masturbating to cartoon depictions of anthropomorphic animals. But then I remember what some anon said in an s/fur thead "Stop masturbating to cartoon depictions of anthropomorphic animals" and so I lick her dried ♥♥♥♥♥ juices off my Longshot instead. One time I actually spent the entire game hidden in the bushes licking my Longshot all over. In some sick way my Longshot has become the sexual link between my girlfriend and I.