Hello, I'm Mark. I'm here on Steam to engage with strategy games, simulations, and other cerebral pursuits. I'm not interested in "shooting aliens" or "crafting survival forts"—life is already an unpredictable survival game, thank you very much.

Preferred Genres:

- Strategy (Risk and Monopoly fan)
- Simulation (e.g., Train Simulator 2024, which accurately represents railway operations)
- Historical (anything involving Napoleonic Wars, preferably with accurate uniforms)

Gaming Motto: "Victory through preparation, not recklessness."

Friends: Open to befriending like-minded gamers. If you’re a Jeremy-type who treats Steam as a “banter zone”, please move along.

P.S. Please don’t judge me based on my Counter-Strike playtime. Jeremy made me play it, and I found the experience deeply distressing.