Recent reviews by Thanos Hag

awesome game i lvoe teleporting to dark room at 3 minutes as keeper

sigmar balls

fun game, good for both casual players and min-maxers

good game for both the casual and the completionist

My Subnautica Journal:
Day 0.5: It is the year 2232. I am a waiter on the Aurora, a large spaceship sent to colonize and terraform 4645B, a distant planet. The only food there is a repulsive brown "nutrient block", a dense rectangle of processed food. Our craft is struck by a large biomass, and chaos ensues. Running on pure adrenaline, I make my way to an escape pod and frantically spam the "eject" button. I am one of the few survivors, maybe even the only one. I black out from excitement...
Day 1: The lifepod's emergency CPR administrative device revives me. I am no longer in freefall. I look around. I have very little in the escape pod: A fire extingisher, 2 storage compartments, one of which is packed with supplies, a fabricator, and a broken analysing machine that no longer works and is sparking all over the place. I never got a good look at the planet as we passed by, but I remember one thing: blue. As I climb the ladder upwards, I gasp. Bird-like rays soar overhead with wings of membrane. The world is filled with water. I see the Aurora very, very far away. A bioluminescant neon ray breaches, and- I am so hungry...
TO BE CONTINUED...