eyy im not a cuck!! scarecrow yes.. cuck nonono

Man Jimmy Neutron more like Jimmy Nutron, because man did i bounce on my boys ♥♥♥♥ for hours to this and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nut all over his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ matted facial hair and 9 months later a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fetus popped out and now I'm a dad. it's not too bad, i got a job and i cleaned my life up, making a real effort to supporting my kid but my boy said he wasnt feeling a spark anymore and he left me for someone 4 years younger, so now he's with a 5 year old. such is life i guess, it's okay, im gonna raise my kid so he doesnt turn out like that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disease ♥♥♥ stain jummy littledicktron ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all "sodium chloride" listen ♥♥♥♥♥♥ i know ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ salt whenm i see it and im gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shove ti deep into your cranial ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cavity so far youre gponna see nothign but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ white fromt rhe horrid miusx of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ salt ands ♥♥♥ amy salt asnd c ♥♥♥ my xaklr cmuednm

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Ashe. That perfect body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly *** hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do *** ANYTHING for the chance to get Ashe pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to *** bear. Why would Riot create something so perfect?

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls pic. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

My dad smoked his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of lung cancer. My mom told me "Dont smoke; dont put your family through this" At 20, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching ROOSTER play OVERWATCH gave me cancer anyway.

-rep for not being a weeb