Recent reviews by SenatorSexy

Dogs everywhere.

Castlevania with waifu customization.

I'm really DIGGING this game.......GET IT?! DO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GET IT!?!?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

If you don't play this game, you are pigeon livered and you lack any gall.

Praise the sun!

It was a night like this forty million years ago
I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go
The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched 'Miami Vice'
And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

I remember this one time, back in high school, I was walking down the hall between periods and I got this massive boner. My next class was with this hot biology teacher. I'm talking nice gazong zongs and an even more impressive booty. Well, I decide to book it to class as fast as possible so I can sit down and hide my hard-on. I round the corner to the class room real fast, to fast to notice said hot teacher bending over picking up some papers she had dropped near the door. What transpired next was the single most memorable one pump dry hump of my life as my boner collided with her pertruding booty. This is a good game!

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