ohnojt's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 2:27pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 3:27pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 9:43pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 2:38pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 2:51pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 9:17pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 10:23pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 5:40pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 1:19am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 12:22am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 9:59pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 12:51am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 8:01pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 11:42am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 7:06pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 12:15am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 11:34am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 10:23am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 8:21pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 5:48pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 12:47am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 4:16pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:32pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 5:32pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 9:43pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 11:10pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 1:09pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 6:03pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 5:14pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 2:54pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 11:13am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 10:59pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 8:05pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 6:24pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 6:57pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 10:10am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:50pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 8:37pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

11 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

16 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

22 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30