cool under pressure

+rep thank you for help

Hot af femboy who makes me question my teetering sexuality.

worthless femboy that got disowned by his father, garbage at the game and life, needs to seek help in all aspects of life. please consider calling this number 1-800-IM A MENTALLY ILL MAN THAT IS ADDICTED TO WEARING SKIRTS AND THIGH HIGH SOCKS

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9k premier player that thinks he's hard stuck

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+rep Amazing guy!

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Bro, this bussy taste funny.

+rep Friendly

-Rep, called my shoes funny lookin.

Feeling lucky today? Let's play!

-more rep he won't gift me Dead Space 2 >:(

+Rep, accept me please^^

AK-47 expert

+rep talented player

-rep he said i have small pp

Time to level up. Game?

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have an offer for ya, added mate.

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-rep cs cheater

You got a big mouth and a small bottom. I wish you a most fantastic trip in the shrub you reside, for the many of gnomes may come to you, but do not fret, for they are the most mystical and wonderful creatures ever.

I hope you install your headlights upside down!

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Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your a ss the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel.

People say anime girls have the hottest thighs. If that's the case then my Thigh Girl OC should be the hottest ♥♥♥♥ ever! Take a well thighed anime waifu, now replace every other body part and organ with thighs. I bet your glad to be sitting down right about now.

Is it k to jerk it while thinking about my waifu before I ask for a first date? How does this work out ethically if I've jerked to her before she was my waifu, but jerking is how we simulate sex? Have we technically done it? Am I a monster for not getting consent first? When do I tell my parents?

I was thinking about buying an electric blanket so I could wrap up my body pillow with it. It would be simulating body heat. I was wondering if this is a good idea what do yall think?

Why did I get a notification about the idiots comment below me.

Get a load of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy lmao

How do I know I have consent before making love to my waifu? I've been getting really sexually frustrated lately because I'm not sure how to go about asking my waifu for consent. Also how do I get over that she's canonically 14 while I'm in my mid 30's?

Farts smell like ♥♥♥♥♥, pass

Wow, brilliant work my friend. It rivals the Sistine chapel in it’s ingenuity. Sadly, because of the time you posted this, you will not attain the maximum amount of Karma you could get, but know that while it may not get the appreciation it deserves, posterity will hold it in great esteem and historians will have the date of its creation seared into their memories.

Hey you wanna do this JO crystal thing with me? I could really use some energy.

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Hi, our team went to the finals of a decent tournament, but our player will not be able to take part in this match, we urgently need a stand-in who can replace him.
If we win this tournament, you will receive about $600~
Add my main account, if you're ready to compete https://steamproxy.net/id/Loakus

Hey man, I'd like to invite you in our roster. We're competing in WePlay league with $20 000 prize pool. We have good chances to finish this season in top 3 at least and win good money. Our team is pretty serious, so we'll share all prize pools and you will get your salary. Add and contact our in-game leader to discuss everything - https://steamproxy.net/id/poppy__one

imagine being this guy. Couldn't be me