Fleshlight
Chicago, Illinois, United States
 
 
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Watch yourself
I can beat a gorilla bare handed.

G sh*t.

I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing for 7 years. I could.

Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6'9 300lbs.

I have insane speed and reflexes matching only those of God himself.

I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and crush his head into paste. I will not let him go, one mistake and I finish him.

There will always be b*tches here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with my power my friends. You're simply too p*ssy to accomplish anything.

Any b*tch with a little bit of practice can take out a gorilla with a knife. But bare handed, it's much more difficult, it requires more technique.
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the real 9 21 Feb, 2017 @ 7:17am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx"
the real 9 19 Feb, 2017 @ 8:12am 
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the real 9 18 Dec, 2016 @ 9:06am 
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zoinks! 23 Jul, 2016 @ 7:40pm 

When all this happened at once, the first bite sent me into a coma for 4 & 1/2 years of overloading my senses and levels of dopamine, from such a myriad of tastes. It sent me to Little Caesars' palace where I got to meet the man himself. I've never cried so much in my life having such a beautiful experience. When I woke from the coma it was like doing ecstasy. Almost like waking up completely wired in the mosquito ridden fields of the highlands in Cambodia, South Vietnam 1962. Little Caesars was by far the cleanest establishment I've ever eaten at. My only lifelong friends I met at Little Caesars. I would recommend this to anyone and everyone. This place could be used as therapy and cure depression. That deep dish pizza will always be a huge part of my life. It showed me light when there was only darkness. Couldn't be happier. #Garbage.