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Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2018 @ 1:09pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2018 @ 12:49pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2018 @ 12:47pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2018 @ 1:03pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2018 @ 1:16pm



Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
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