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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:29am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 6:31am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:35am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 11:32am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:33pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 11:17am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:55am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:52am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 4:57am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:08am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:03am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:27pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 11:40am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:56am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 4:16am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 9:36am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:42am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:32am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:20am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 9:40pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:17am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 4:38am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 2:44am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:54am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 1:51am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:37am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?