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né? quem vai desconfiar que eu possuo uma torneira de soco inglês e um furador de côco?!???!
asked her mother.
"Encouragement, dear," she replied.
🤓
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
🤗
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more
interesting than it really is.
-- C. Schulz
🤕
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.
-- Samuel Johnson
🤤
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi
🤧
Good morning, fellow employee. You'll notice that I am now a model
worker. We should continue this conversation later, during the designated
break periods. Sincerely, Homer Simpson.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Enemy
🙂
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
🤠
Leela: You guys distract the were-car, and I'll kill it by plugging its
exhaust pipe with this silver potato.
😲