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1 person found this review helpful
21.4 hrs on record
Prostagma? Metaleus!

10/10 nostalgia fueled experience
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
Paradox has been cooking with the DLCs lately, and this one is a good continuation of that, very much recommend.
Posted 15 November, 2024.
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137.0 hrs on record (124.7 hrs at review time)
The game would be fine if Amazon managed to fix their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ servers, but I get it, it's a small indie company with limited funding, ffs. Avoid the game like a plague until a server fix. 0/10
Posted 26 October, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
Easily the best Paradox DLC ever released, 10/10, no notes, keep it comming Paradox!
Posted 19 October, 2024.
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11.9 hrs on record
I have two main issues, and why I can't recommend this game to anyone:
1. The game released in what I can only call an Early Access state, while pretending to be a finished, fully released game - it lacks basic functionalities, such as widescreen support, proper optimalization, private coop lobbies, the ability to choose a class you want to queue up as, and amount of content, namely only six coop missions, is way too low.

2. The combat in the game isn't very fun, at the very least for me and my friend group who play together - the guns overall feel weak, not only in terms of actual damage, but also sound and visuals wise. It certainly doesn't feel like you're shooting a .75cal rocket assisted heavy bolter round when you are, more like a 5:56 NATO from an M4. The melee weapons are alright for me though. There's also the lack of tankiness on the Space Marines - taking a one third HP hit from a single small tyranid just doesn't feel ride, not when you're playing as a Primaris Space Marine in power armor. Overall, it feels like you're too weak in the game, partially balance wise, but it's more so the feeling of the combat, and it simply isn't fun to me.

I can't recommend this game, not in it's current state.
Posted 24 September, 2024. Last edited 24 September, 2024.
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22.3 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Yes, simply yes
Posted 26 April, 2024.
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84.1 hrs on record (37.4 hrs at review time)
The game has issues, your "democratic" government is anything but democratic, but who cares when you can nuke bugs AND your teammates in one go!
11/10 would die to your teammate dropping from orbit just to hear "Democracy has landed!" over your dead body again
Posted 27 February, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
67.6 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
Czech Legionaries bayonet charging while screaming "Uraaaaaaa!" in Czech accent is peak gaming experience.
10/10
Posted 30 November, 2023.
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139.5 hrs on record (129.1 hrs at review time)
is gut
Posted 2 June, 2023.
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1,532.5 hrs on record (333.7 hrs at review time)
It's HOI4, what else is there to be said?
Posted 6 May, 2022.
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