Recent reviews by Kasztan

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hatred

Religious experience. Life changed.

I understand that the learning curve of the game may be steep, but I found it quite enjoyable.
If you are just starting, here are some codes:

LOADEDASSAULT
(if this is still valid, it will give you an assault mech right off the bat)
NEWRECRUIT
(if this is still valit, it will give you a boost for a short while RIGHT when you use it)

There are a ton of videos on youtube and even a subreddit (/r/hawken) for this game as well, albeit a bit slow. If you seem a bit intimidated by the amount of content thrown at you in the beginning, I would reccommend that you check out some of the above.

The game is, yes, completely free to play. You can buyy mechs and the lot, if you'd like, but you can also grind for them.

Happy hunting!

ok, let me set this straight,


I only got this game because I was told to.

Yet, I enjoyed breaking the hell out of it and exploiting a few tools that I had at my disposal, such as:

-An autoclicking macro

and that's pretty much it. It was really fun while it lasted, boosting myself up the social hierarchy of clicking games. All of my friends bowed before me as subjects, as they attempted to replicate my great doings and impossible feats of clicking. I then decided to give my knowledge to a friend in need of anime tiddy, so I told him, "My son, just use a macro."

Soon enough, everybody was doing it. I was no longer the king. It was like heroin or meth.

I had to devise a plan to eliminate the competition using a tool that only I knew how to use- the others were too dimwitted to understand the great capabilites of the tool I am about to unveil...

I cracked open sakura clicker in minutes by simply accessing the game from the inside using a little tool- Cheat Engine!

I had done it- become the king once more; Sitting upon my throne made of solidified tears of anime tiddy girls. I was dominant, the alpha male, the emporer, the dictator!

But word of warning- the game is boring as ♥♥♥♥ after that, yo. Like, there is no ending to this eternal servitude to the gods of tiddy, nor any save from the hellfire known as sakura clicker!

yea its good i guess until you cheat 6/10

This game changed my life.

Some would say for the better, but my family begs to differ.
I haven't left my room in ages. My steam counter for hours played reset because I have played so much of this glorious masterpiece, which has so obviously landed in my life by the hands of GabeN and Morgan Freeman himself. The masterful storytelling and immersive RPG-Sandbox playstyle define this work of art. I only wish that I had more shekels to give to the wonderful rat gods that rule this world. I have ascended into another form of being, and I believe it is the second coming of the Messiah, Rat Man.

So I say to you:

Get this game, because it is the most wonderful and life changing experience you will ever encounter. You will never stop playing. Even when you choose to leave, Bad Rats will follow you in your dreams. No, not to haunt, rather, to guide you to the bright path. The love of the Rat Man messiah will engulf you and become one with your soul. If you are lucky, the Rat Man will infest into you and become one with you, and you will know you have become the Chosen One. Cat genocide is to follow you as you ascend higher among the Bad Rats. They will bow. You will be one with Gaia and mother Earth. Sean Bean will cry as he is at your mercy. The people of this futile Earth will cry in a mix of disgust and worship, knowing that their faith before this experience was in vain. Rat man cometh on a bright steed, bretheren.

So buy this game yeah its pretty fun I'd say

My friends left me




I had bots


0/0

I play this when I'm alone

So I'm playing this more than usual

usual is a lot

Oh, your life be all fine 'n dandy, 'til ye pick this bugger up and take 'er for a spin.

Seriously, your ♥♥♥♥♥♥' life be ruined by this damned game it be. Tink ye's havin a foine day? Wanna play some of de ol' conter strike? Well, I'll be a ♥♥♥♥♥'s abortion, ye tinks ye's gon' win wit' a 13-5?

Tink again lad, 'cause the next thing ye know, one of yer damned teammates gets banned fer ♥♥♥♥♥♥' round the spawn, zeusin' yer asses.

ye end the game 14-16, because ♥♥♥♥ ye, that's why. And ye's ♥♥♥♥♥, lad, utter ♥♥♥♥♥.

but still fun as all hell, and I'll give it to ye, a bang for ye' buck swa' i' is.

I picked tis one up fer free, so let me set tings straight.

Back in '07, this game was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' blast, swa' it was, an' I be 'avin a mighty good time wit me fellers,
an' 'avin ole' fashioned LAN parties.

In '10, the hat game was a'blazin, wild market with a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ community behind the behemoth.
Keys an' ♥♥♥♥♥ wer mighty common te see among te yunguns, I'll say. Lot of buggers, lot of fun, swa' it was.

Then in '12, me lads an' I got mighty bored of dis old'r game, and decided te move on wit our lives as young men, and join the bandwagon of MOBA...

which turned out pretty fun I guess, but we wanted te ole fun back, ye kno?

So in '15, I return with mighty boots to fill, and come back to some random ♥♥♥♥ I don' remember.

Tings be wayy different now, lads. Is tat a bad ting? I don' know. You'll be the one to decide that.

7.3/10