There was a time in my life when every aspect of existence was drenched in the decrepit stench of stagnation, boredom, and the endless monotony of civilian life. But one faithful day, I decided to take my destiny into my own hands, and signed my voting rights to the Super Earth Armed Forces; the moment I did I knew I had made the right decision.

Now, as a Helldiver, I command a ship that enforces our peacekeeping ideals on all Bot, Illuminate, and Terminid scum. The SES FIST OF FAMILY VALUES is one of many that continues to rain unholy hellfire onto the planets these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bugs dare set foot on, spreading our superior way of life across the galaxy and bringing with us the freedom and liberty that MANAGED DEMOCRACY provides to her loyal soldiers and citizens.

I am Free of Thought. I am the ombudsman of Courage. I am the spear of Democracy plunging into the heart of communism. I AM A HELLDIVER.