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"Head moderator at r/dankmemes with 7,5M karma and growing. The singular MtF (xigg/xer) frontend intern, confirmed -3σ from the mean IQ by multiple independent specialists, assigned to CS2 devops at Valve HQ (2023-09-27). Mastermind compositor of R8-revolver release. Currently on paid administrative leave due to mental illness, pursuing the noble task of bullyhunting in offline games. Presumed to return: 2024-10-03
HoHOHO people of the republic, banger update dropped harder than Gabens sagging balls at 30 from the DIY vasectomy on his yacht by a vietnamese child. New(k)to(w)n would not have survived this drop of our favourite source 2 not-Valorant, now featuring TWO unique new maps with gameplay and nn0v*nn*nt more linear than doom. What unintentional fun novel mechanic did we bring to the game this time, is it lag-on-peek perhaps, and is the codebase sphaggetti carbonara or bolognese? We will not LJ-BH-PXS-JB into that question right after our sponsor; skinsmonkey!"

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