Lawns, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing. SAD. The idea that they are a slice of the American dream, meant to sit outside a two story, suburban estate, trimmed smooth and evenly, just like every other home in the neighborhood is #Fakenews. Speaking of #Fakenews, CNN, which covered the Iraq war. In the wake of 9/11, a horrific event which thousands of Muslims around the world in Iran, Syria, and New Jersey, celebrate, many losers in our government such as crooked Hillary Clinton thought it would be a good idea to invade Iraq. Our lord and saviour Donald Trump didn’t think that was the big plan for the record. Therefore, we sent young men and women who didn’t dodge the draft because of foot bunions across the flat earth to look for WMDs and topple a statue of Saddam Hussein. Likewise, everyday millions of hard-working Americans endure the horrific toil of mowing their lawns, and that number will soon increase as all illegal immigrants are soon to be deported.

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