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And for us now, the viewers. The joy comes from the audacity of a man who would rather shake a turd from his pants in silence then ask for the key to the bathroom. In the span of ten seconds we dissect not the man, but his actions, and in such a bite sized video we experience a robust spectrum of emotions: namely disgust and relief. We relish in the embarrassment while disguising it in our own minds as some view into an alien world, ignoring what we always knew existed within ourselves. We laugh because we poop too. We poop everywhere, and when we poop somewhere funny it creates a page in the book of our lives that lasts forever, dog-eared from decades of drunken retellings only to be passed along among other stories of how we said "♥♥♥♥ you" to decency. In summation, shaking turds out your pants is the oldest, purest form of rebellion.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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