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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 20 May @ 8:52am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 20 May @ 9:28am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 20 May @ 4:21pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 20 May @ 4:16pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 20 May @ 3:39pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 20 May @ 2:58pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:42pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:47pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:31pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:04pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 21 May @ 2:57pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:31pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 20 May @ 6:13am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 20 May @ 8:24am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 May @ 7:41am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:21am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 21 May @ 2:59pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 21 May @ 12:40pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 21 May @ 2:55pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 21 May @ 2:53pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 21 May @ 2:56pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 21 May @ 1:03pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 21 May @ 12:32pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:01pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 20 May @ 9:19am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 20 May @ 2:03pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 20 May @ 8:24am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:44pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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