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Just to be clear, are you proclaiming all should hail and praise scrotum or have you heard they all do and your letting me know ?
Insert two inches up anus.
Keep out of reach of children.
Think I'll do three inches to be on the safe side.
Numpty develops his theory about what makes Duck so angry.
Worse still, he decides on a course of action!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT23KAV9os8
Numpty has a shocking theory to explain Duck's hostility and it has nothing to do with dancing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdD6-N3fsQ4
Numpty flexes his dynamite-taming skills and argues with Helzdril about how best to deal with male health issues. A typical day on the island, basically.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODJWKsheBZM
Is it safe to mock the Duck with novelty disco records?
Numpty finds out for himself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tk4MVs2aL0
Numpty wants his jukebox back. Will Helzdril remember exactly where he buried the blasted thing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYnAoM8kX7A
The Duck wants to deal. Does Helzdril have any choice?
And will he trade melons with Numpty?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDgaVXalWG4
Numpty finally gets it through his head that Helzdril has moved out. Will the hapless pair be reconciled or will a certain Duck intervene to help further their division?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz3khjpYSSQ
Numpty is behind the camera for Helzdril's promotional video and things go about as well as you'd expect. Will Helzdril survive with his sanity intact?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T11JCFhE4gY
Numpty has a crack at doing a promo video for the CrustyOldGamers.
Will the spider's legs prove too much?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xA0yZ0Mas0
Duck, Numpty and Helzdril attempt to a promo video for their new podcast.
How well do you think that goes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqW9nfqOI7o
● TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/Helzdril ● http://www.twitter.com/Numpty_D
● TUMBLR: http://www.crustyoldgamers.tumblr.com/
● COG Texture Pack 4.17 - The Deadly Duck Edition
{連結已移除}http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?5ff9d9stbfuekhd
This COG texture pack is a blend of two very fine texture packs, Painterly and Quandary, 'colour-corrected' and generally tinkered with by us, the Crusty Old Gamers, for use in our Let's Play series. The pack also contains a few custom items.
This pack is being distributed with the kind permission of both original authors. Please visit their websites for more information and downloads.
● QUANDARY - http://www.retributiongames.com/quandary/
● PAINTERLY - http://www.painterlypack.net/
Zeke, the world famous duck-turned-actor and star of hit YouTube show 'Lostcraft' talks frankly and openly about fame, fortune and fish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWWJjstkIVM
Has Helzdril really moved out? And if so, what's taken him so long?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaS4aPedVEA
How much TNT is too much? And how should a person respond to the idea of living under all those explosives? Naturally, the boys have two different answers to this time-honoured question.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHtUU5CrQSA
After negotiations with the Duck, Helzdril returns to take care of his side of the bargain. How is he going to get Numpty of the way? And will he really get rid of the jukebox? Please?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beuvse8ohHk
The boy's future hangs in the balance as once again, Helzdril attempts to find the Duck and strike some kind of bargain that involves him not getting killed. What will be the price of peace? And does it involve trousers?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQKXGBNCorw
Helzdril goes looking for the Duck, hoping to strike some kind of bargain. Numpty, meanwhile, talks of greased-up men with big arms. The last word is had by an unseen foe with menace on his mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtPzpceUquU
Numpty and Helzdril contemplate the deep philosophical questions of life such as - is a duck who thinks he's a duck and looks like a duck but talks like an riled evil genius really a duck? Wait - what?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilbvdjyn2hU
Questions of gender become a matter of life and death as Helzdril and Numpty are dealt the foulest of shocks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0qXa7oOgCk
Last episode's grim discovery isn't enough to stop our heroes pressing even further into the unknown - the morons! What infernal machinery awaits? And is that really a worm with a hard-on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-SYp8d5JkA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5uali5WSqc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvZFwrw2k6U
Yes I'm sorry to say filming and editing of season 3 if fully under way....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjVA5Bp44oY
Helzdril and Numpty venture further into the ravine only to discover... something! Plus, they get shot at, so it's not all bad!
If you were lucky enough to miss the first season, don't look here:-
http://www.youtube.com/user/CrustyOldGamers/videos
Two idiots and a red thong are back......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYeu9XluSZY
If you were lucky enough to miss the first season, don't look here:-
http://www.youtube.com/user/CrustyOldGamers/videos
http://www.youtube.com/user/CrustyOldGamers/videos
Take a look at the only Minecraft lets play featuring a thong...
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