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24 of 44 (55%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2017 @ 11:03am

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 6:16am

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2017 @ 5:49am

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2017 @ 11:03am

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 10:28am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2017 @ 2:57am

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2017 @ 11:03am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2017 @ 6:13am

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2017 @ 3:53am

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2017 @ 11:03am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2017 @ 6:19am

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2017 @ 11:03am

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2017 @ 11:03am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2017 @ 9:52am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2017 @ 3:39am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2017 @ 11:03am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2017 @ 3:50am

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2017 @ 11:03am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 12:06pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 1:02pm



Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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