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2 people found this review helpful
153.0 hrs on record (141.5 hrs at review time)
Getting ♥♥♥♥ Fps on every update gone from having 320 fps to dropping lower then 50
Posted 1 February.
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5.5 hrs on record
Meh
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
37.5 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
It’s been a rough launch for this game, which has been disappointing to see. I’ve been genuinely loving it on my high-spec PC, which is clearly how it was meant to be played. But if you’re going to charge $60 for a game on a platform, it should work on that platform.
Posted 13 December, 2020.
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72.2 hrs on record (33.2 hrs at review time)
I was several hours into my first game of Prison Architect when I found myself humiliated. I'm talking genuine, utter, red-faced humiliation, complete with a trickle of perspiration and a vaguely sick feeling in the pit of my gut. I've been humiliated plenty of times in online games, but this was an entirely new experience for me in single-player.

I'd been playing Introversion Software's prison construction and management simulator the same way I play any other sim, by slowly expanding my network of buildings—cells, rec rooms, storage closets, administrative offices—while keeping an eye on my finances, staff, and current goals. Most of all, I'd been doing everything I could to meet the needs of my ever-growing population of inmates. If they complained about being hungry, I'd expand the kitchen, serve higher quality meals, and allow more time on their schedules for chow. If they complained about hygiene, a lack of recreation options, or that they missed their families, I'd stop everything and construct new facilities or activate new prisoner programs to accommodate them. As a result of this close attention I'd experienced no riots, no fist-fights, no unpleasantness of any kind. Everything seemed to be going great.

Then I received a notification that an escape tunnel had been found. Five prisoners in adjoining cells had smuggled in tools and burrowed to freedom right under my nose (and right under the prison's exterior wall). I immediately felt betrayed. I'd been bending over backwards to meet their needs, to run a clean, efficient, and extraordinarily humane prison. How could they do this to me? That's when the embarrassment hit, because something important and incredibly obvious simply hadn't dawned on me until that very moment: meeting an inmate's needs isn't the same thing as making them happy. Prison Architect isn't like other management sims where you deal with a restless and fickle population. There simply is no happy state for your residents. Maybe they don't want to start fires or lay into a guard with a power drill, but that doesn't mean they actually want to be there. It's prison. It's right in the title. No one wants to be there! Lesson learned, too late.
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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127.5 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Nuts
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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335.0 hrs on record
Horror in games (and films) is too often characterised by jump scares; shocking, startling events designed to trigger a fight-or-flight response. Dead by Daylight, to its credit, eschews these in favour of real horror--a gradual increase in tension resulting from the unshakeable sense of impending doom. That it manages to do this in an asymmetrical competitive action game is what is truly impressive about it.
Posted 2 April, 2019. Last edited 26 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.3 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted 23 March, 2019.
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30.1 hrs on record
Best story game i have ever played.
Posted 21 November, 2018.
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95.1 hrs on record (22.2 hrs at review time)
Shams your cringe for reading this message
Posted 11 December, 2017. Last edited 11 December, 2017.
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3,654.8 hrs on record (3,114.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
DOG of a game
Posted 19 February, 2015. Last edited 22 November, 2022.
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