Crypt of The Necrodancer
In a nutshell you get:
-a free theory about the connection between Bard and his possible name and The Necrodancer;
-An overall enjoyable, fast paced roguelike;
-Several rage inducing enemies and one rage inducing boss;
-2 Characters that deliver pain to the player consistantly;
-1 character which is designed to torture the player test if the player is atleast a demi-god;
-Some really strange lore;
-Cool and colourful boss design;
-Music by Danny Baranowsky! And all remixes are great too! (except Dangaronpa, that one sucks)
-A Merchant who looks like a chineese person and sing like no god can;
-5 types of gear: a standard, a slightly better one, one that allows you to become a literal glass cannon, a slightly overpowered with one specific item (especially with DLC), an overall extremely powerfull one and finally the onr that's special ability is the most useless one



10/5 armor piercing hitpoints and a bonus dead skeleton with a bat shield
(This is how ridiculous Bard could get without the DLC)