Ok look, I take issue with this statement.

Dummy thicc means very, very thicc, definitely larger than any character I've seen in Konosuba. Personally, I would not define her as regular thicc. Her butt is ample, and her thighs invite plenty of pinching. But the truth is, she isn't thicc.

Now I admit I am biased towards this feature, but Aqua wears no bra, and her boobs sag slightly. They are the breasts of a young woman who is primed to be made into a wife, and then a mother of many children.

Frankly, her breasts are perfect. Her other entrancing feature is her long and beautiful hair. Imagine how she would look with her hair up in a messy bun as she rocks back and forth while softly singing your youngest child to sleep. These are the two physical attributes of Aqua which I find astronomically appealing.

Physical attributes are only part of her appeal, however. Look, we know she is a goddess, but I feel like people forget what that encompasses. She is a water goddess, but like the Greco-Roman gods, she actually presides over many different domains.

She commands water, which is the life-giving element, without it life would not even exist. She is the goddess of purification and healing, a preserver of life. And I don't think a lot of people know this, but she is also a muse. She commands a mastery over all forms of art. As an artist, I personally find this to be her most astonishing virtue. Her problem with this is that she finds it so easy, that she has little interest in actually creating art.

And so maybe you will say, "but, she is so dumb!" Well, I think you are way oversimplifying the problem. More than being dumb, Aqua is selfish. She only thinks about herself. If she had a husband she truly loved, and a family she created with him, she wouldn't be so selfish.

And if she indeed feels this way about her family, she is capable of becoming the perfect mother, and wife. She needs purpose. And she needs someone to encourage her to create art. The fact that she is capable of creating such works shows that there is a depth to her that everyone underestimates, even herself.

I'm not saying all women need to stay at home and be mothers. Lalatina is an example of this, she spurns the cushioned life of a noblewoman. She is physically strong and seeks out adventure. But some women, and men, don't want this. Aqua is one such person.

So no, Aqua is not thicc.