I don't know why you're not answering your phone so I'll just post it on here and hope you see it. I found some more information on what you were asking me about. It's called Prutitus Anusitus, in other words, anal itching. It happens when you don't wipe your butt properly. It can also be a sign of hemmeroids in or near your butthole. I recommend that you still keep that doctor appointment you scheduled. Just wash it and make sure you keep it really clean, also make sure you wash your hands after you itch, that way you don't get pink eye like you did last time. If kept clean the odor should be bearable, but just in case I would keep some air freshener near by at all times. Hope this helps...

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