Recent reviews by Nowayshumai

i developed a crippling barrel addiction after playing this game

It's all fun and games until you get trolled by your friend's terrible internet

i had an op wand and then one shot myself. sad.

This game is good for determining how good you are at yelling at your friends.

Perfect for when you hate yourself and you need something to just make your day that much better.

I started playing right as the multiplayer update came out. My friend and I made some good progress together. Then we added two more friends and progress came to a grinding halt.

To put it simply, it went from farming like normal people to throwing my friend's statue that he got from Leah into the pond, constantly rearranging the furniture in his house, and blowing up all the crops.

We haven't played since.

It was worth it, though.

There is nothing more exhilarating than feeling your heart pound out of your chest as you (finally) beat this game. There is also nothing more frustrating when the game tries to screw you at every corner. Over and over and over and over again.

Perfect for masochists, really.

10/10 helped me on my european history exam

What you can do in this game:
-Drive (duh)
-Haul cargo (duh)
-Miss your exit
-Crash into an AI car/truck
-Crash into a sign/guardrail
-Get caught by a speed camera
-Lose control of your truck at high speeds
-Flip your truck at high speeds
-Break your truck
-Make money OR lose money (depending on how many accidents you have)

If you like any doing any of these things, get the game. If you don't, get it anyway. It's surprisingly addicting.