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5.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
Posted 20 January.
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3.0 hrs on record
Very good and funny purchase this game dearie
Posted 25 December, 2024.
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161.3 hrs on record (53.8 hrs at review time)
when you play this game, days will blur together. regular meals are a thing of the past. friends will become concerned. and the whole time you'll be unsure if you're even having fun

Buy it
Posted 23 December, 2024. Last edited 9 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Extremely easy decision, like one of easiest decision I will ever make to buy this DLC, no joke.

Have barely even started it and it's already, of course, fantastic like Talos 1, Road to Gehenna and Talos 2. Like I cannot put into words how much I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ absolutely love Croteam and The Talos Principle. They decided to bless me and everyone by releasing this DLC, and chose to make everyone's life better.
Posted 18 June, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
27.6 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
King: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
Link: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

*Gwoman flies into the castle on his magic carpet*

Gwoman: Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai!
King: Hmmm... How can we help?
Gwoman: It is written: Only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great! I'll grab my stuff.
Gwoman: There is no time, your sword is enough!
Link (to Zelda): How about a kiss, for luck?
Zelda: You've got to be kidding!

*Gwoman and Link take to the skies on the magic carpet*

Gwoman: Squadala, we're off!
Link: Wow, what are all those heads?
Gwoman: These are the faces of Evil. You must conquer each.
Link: I guess I'd better get going.
Gwoman: Here is the map. Where to you wish to go?
Posted 15 February, 2024.
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6.7 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Ridiculously, undeniably, superbly good. Seems like stealing is actually legal. Buy this game
Posted 27 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
63.3 hrs on record (30.9 hrs at review time)
This game is fan ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tastic, and you feel like you're stealing from the developers at the price point this game is set up. Exceptional time, highly recommended, buy it.

One thing to note is that the game runs on Unreal Engine and optimisation is much worse than Talos 1 (Croteam's own Serious Engine), but still very playable.
Posted 6 November, 2023.
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20.8 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great
Posted 25 February, 2023.
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120.0 hrs on record (115.5 hrs at review time)
First steam game I got in 2009, super classic obviously amazing
Posted 18 December, 2022.
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87.6 hrs on record (76.8 hrs at review time)
It's literally Portal 2 what are you doing
Posted 18 December, 2022.
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