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It looks good on both effects but i'd say it's better on the D@D if you put the miami effect right on top of the D@D's sun.

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Look kid, I ♥♥♥♥ more attractive women than you have ever even seen with your prepubescent, desperate virgin eyes. I once beat up an ex heavy weight boxer because he looked at me wrong. He begged me to stop. He begged me to just let him go, But I didn't stop. You sit there in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer, no job prospects past your nearest McDonald, and call me an incel? You can't even get the greese stains off of your ♥♥♥♥ between your fourth and fifth abdominal roll without the help of your mother, whom you have single handedly lead into an unimaginable misery by your mere pathetic existence. Take some of those bigs words and bring them outside into the real world. That way someone can beat you up before they send you crawling home to lick your wounds and make pissy internet videos ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about people that you cannot even begin to understand from behind the drool covered binoculars you call glasses.

my penis went in today, it said shoomp like a turtle, i punched my stomach a few times and it popped out halfway, it feels like a tube of gogurt, its floppy, elongated and limp. i cannot get it out the other halfway and i was told that i need to tie a string to my penis in order to get it pulled fully out by a semi truck. i wanted to check if there was anything else i could possibly try first before doing something very risky like so

Sweet, young, innocent and naive... just a few words to describe Taylor Blaze as he willingly offers himself to be used, humiliated and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAREBACK by his 3 horny, dominant masters. Learning to deal with pain, suck ♥♥♥♥ and take a spanking. He much clear his mind, changing his attitude to satisfy his masters needs. Ultimately leaving him YOUNG, DUMB and full of ♥♥♥

RIDE WIFE :)

LIFE GOOD :D

WIFE FIGHT BACK >:(

KILL WIFE :(

WIFE GONE ;(

THINK ABOUT WIFE ;'(

REGRET

@MEE6#4876 I'm going to need you to shut the actual ♥♥♥♥ up you naive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bastard, nobody likes you or your godforsaken interference and you contribute nothing to our levels except pings with that annoyingly punchable smurf profile picture. Henceforth you shall be required to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up or I shall call upon sacred forces to banish you to a distant realm once and for all. Good day, MEE6. We shall not meet again.

My teacher said to me I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what was so funny, that my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I said as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class was shocked, they merely watched pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Its simple, my child...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One other student laughed in the back, I turned to see a who this fellow genius is. It was none other than Albert Einstein.

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feel free to friend me btw but uh im going to bed right now so unless you send it right away or not at all ill accept it when i wake up

dont you used to have nearly 1k comments or something? :3

johnny bravo is pretty cool

I want to hump my sister. She has a great ass and is always wearing spandex shorts or tight jeans. I just wanna rub my ♥♥♥♥ on her ass so bad, I've even thought about rubbing it on her ass while she slept.

you can have a free dildo by slicing off a man’s penis. it’s really simple actually. you find the closest man whom you think had the biggest ♥♥♥♥. then you make sure it’s large. you will measure it. if it doesn’t go passed 6 feet, it is not worth it. when you do have a good sized ♥♥♥♥, firmly grasp the penis. make sure it is not squirming so you can get the perfect cut. it should be straight, not at a slant. you may use any item you think would have the perfect, quick slice. i prefer the chainsaw. if you want it precise and clean, cut it as quickly as you can. remove the penis from the object and glaze it with lube and let it rest for 24 hours so it will have a nice texture when you would like to use it. there you go. that’s how you get a free dildo.

pinis surgry love story
Boy: im going pinis surgery



Girl: ok i love you



Boy love tou t2 bby



Boy wak upo see doc no gf



Boy; where my gf



Doc who do you tiphink gave you the pinis



Boy: what

Hey!

Australian here.

I know your election season is coming up, but for the LOVE OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD COULD YOU DUMBASS YANKEES STOP SPAMMING EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUBREDDIT WITH TRUMP ♥♥♥♥. WE GET IT, HE'S A FAT ♥♥♥♥ AND WE DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER, BUT I KNOW MORE ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS THAN MY OWN COUNTRY'S BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT AND SPAM EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUBREDDIT WITH THIS ♥♥♥♥ 24/7. I'M SICK OF THIS CONSTANT POLITICAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I COME TO THIS SUB TO LAUGH AT INSULTS, I DON'T NEED THIS ♥♥♥♥. I HOPE YOU ALL STUB YOUR TOES ON THE NEXT 3 TABLES YOU WALK PAST, YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUDDY DOORMATS.

I have had this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GNAT flying around in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROOM for like three ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ days and I haven't been able to kill it because I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE BUGS. I can't touch them or be around them. I've tried killing it multiple times but the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just wouldn't die. Anyway so here I was, on my computer, doing stuff, suddenly this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bitchboy flies in front of my face and I didn't notice him until I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INHALED HIM THROUGH MY NOSE. It went into my throat and I promptly spat on the floor multiple times and almost threw up twice. It's dead corpse came out with my spit at least. I hope it's stupid gnat babies died in some homeless guys old nasty cumrag somewhere. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

God I want to ♥♥♥♥ Uzaki chan so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad, I've never wanted to bang another being so much as I want to bang her. I can't stand it anymore. I've seen all the rule 34 posts of her and read all the doujins I could find. All day long my thoughts only consist of me having wild animalistic sex with Uzaki chan. I'm sick tired of going to sleep alone and knowing she should be alongside me. I'd do anything to feel the electrons of my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ againist hers. ♥♥♥♥, yesterday I put a condom in the Uzaki Chan Blu-Ray I had, realized I had used it to wank the other day and busted a nut inside it anyways, my roommate saw it all in horror and she hasn't talked to me ever since. God I ♥♥♥♥ing love Uzaki chan.

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can you send me a friend request?

Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, ♥♥♥♥ it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some ♥♥♥♥♥ who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground ♥♥♥♥ that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the ♥♥♥♥ you did with Rawkus too, that ♥♥♥♥ was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

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I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in the theater and a black teenager shouted "This ♥♥♥♥♥ eating beans!" and everyone laughed.

Thx

bobo lake ng tite mo

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RAT

Brazilians. They are the furries of online gaming and while there are some good music and food coming from that country, their gamers are annoying as ♥♥♥♥ and if you see them in your game, it's already too late, you might as well quit and find another game. Where there is 1 brazilian there will surely be 100 more, cause they are a hivemind, its a sign of a game's death when they start to join it. Especially cause they are too poor to buy the latest graphic cards, low system requirements and older games are especially vulnerable to this. One of my favorite MMOs which i spent 7 years playing was destoryed because brazilians joined it, and now there is no one that speaks english in that game anymore. And that's why I became prejudiced against Brazilians