Recent reviews by migis

3... 2... 1... Sora...
Sora: ROXAS! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH KAIRI?
Roxas: She's part of the darkness now. She doesn't need the light.
Sora: You're a nobody!
*Keyblade SFX*
Sora: WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW?
Roxas: I don't need any friends I'm part of the darkness!
Sora: YOU'RE A NOBODY!
*Sora takes guard stance and unleashes Slapshot*
Roxas: You're over Sora...
Sora: ...No...
*Sora Dodge Rolls*
*Sora uses The End Reaction Command*
Sora: DUAL WIELD!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Axel: Roxas!!!

....

Sora: I can't kill you, you're a part of me...

....

Roxas: You're a fool, Sora.

*Walks towards UPS truck*

This game made me prefer asian women that play mercy, my life is ruined

This was a lot of fun, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it was way too easy. The hardest available difficulty out of the box did not feel as hard as Ultra Violence in the original.

Noctis more like NAHctis
It's a pretty game at times but these characters have almost no chemistry and Noctis doesn't feel like strong enough of a character for them to follow around. I like Kingdom Hearts A LOT, but I don't have the patience to sit through this story. This is coming from someone who's bought multiple HD collections of the games this was inspired by on different consoles and had enough patience to beat those.
I guess it's popular to call this game ♥♥♥♥ but I hate to hate it while loving what it was attempting to go for.
Oh well, back to waiting on the Steam versions of 16 and Rebirth.

The Book of Five Rings is divided into five “books” or chapters, each named after a different natural element important in Buddhism: ground, water, fire, wind, and what Musashi calls “the Void.” The Ground Book lays out the fundamental principles of Musashi’s Way; the Water Book focuses upon cultivating the right physical and mental approach to combat; the Fire Book is about fighting, both in one-to-one combat and in battles between armies; the Wind Book contains Musashi’s criticisms of other martial arts schools; and the Book of the Void is a brief Zen-like meditation on how to achieve the right spiritual state for a successful warrior.

I don't want to be horny anymore.
I wish to continue the age of fire.

I'm an Alabama Dahnan ain't no fear in me
I will desecrate the flag (rebel) then burn the ♥♥♥♥♥ up in the street

Yes.

Digital Crack 2: Double Barrel Shotgun Fun

It's fun. WAY too much padding. Sekiro is better/10