Senaste recensioner av Dabid

Good story and likeable characters, but brought down by its vast number of game breaking bugs. Driving on keyboard is also a horrendous experience. The fact that there are only two joytoys and lackluster sex scenes is disappointing to say the least. It is also important to note that it is not possible to view any scandalous BD's outside those given to you during quests. I wasted 50 eurodollars (in game currency) on a BD only to find out that it is considered as trash in my inventory. 10/10 would bang a guy on a burning yacht again though.

Won't load, I had more fun watching pro wrestling

I like really big guns

Great! Now if only girls could chase me just like that killer does.

Why live life when Stardew Valley has everything you could ever want? So come on down to Stardew Valley, we have:

• A watering simulator that removes all forms of depression
  
• A homeless guy that brings you home when you pass out at night
  
• A wizard who may or may not have had an affair with one of the townspeople
  
• A deep rooted hate for Wednesdays
  
• A fear of staying up past 2am
  
• Horses with hats
  
• Same sex marriage
  
• Townspeople who actually talk to you
  
• And girls that don't run away from you!

Still can't hit Ash's head but i still come back to play anyway.

Great! Reminds me of the times I would watch cartoons instead of jerking off.