One larp a day keeps the foid away.

my realest goat

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Fake Friends - Have never seen you stroke.
Real Friends - stroke with you.
Fake Friends - Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends - Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
Fake Friends - Know a few things about you.
Real Friends - Could write a book about you.
Fake Friends - Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends - Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake Friends - Will help you up when you fall over.
Real Friends - Will jump on top of you and shout "pile up!"
Fake Friends - Are for a while.
Real Friends - Are for life.
Fake Friends - Will read this.
Real Friends - Will copy and paste this

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱! 🎮🎄🚀

Here's to a Christmas filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary, and your gaming chair extra comfy, Merry Christmas, gamer friend! 😂