"The Language of france is not a reference to Sans from Undertale"

"That doesnt look like a dodo Ive never seen a dodo with that big of breasts before"

"FO SHO IM GONNA EAT MY OWN NUT IF THIS RETURNS"

6:34 PM - THERE'S NO BETTER TIME TO: This is what happens when you get abused by your mom for a decade
6:34 PM - THERE'S NO BETTER TIME TO: You start thinking about meme packs for payday

"I love racism" ~Closet 2k18

"You cant pull anubis out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you edmund mcmillen you gross sweaty slut, dont make another game" ~me loading into Isaac again

"women will be destroyed by me alone"

"performing fellatio with your mother will increase my gaming prowess"

"My name is Andrew Pistritto I love putting my weiner into birds and falsifying information"