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16.8 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
fix the fkn performance and server issues and I will change this review to positive
Posted 10 December, 2024.
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6.7 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Can't wait for the full release, I hope the dev adds the old school 'blink lights' to duel other racers in the highway, instead of only being able to pick up races in the PA, other than that and the AI being too easy, it's perfect
Posted 20 November, 2024.
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438.1 hrs on record (425.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
edit: these mfers rolled out the legendary pack for free on epic games, ♥♥♥♥ those who bought it overpriced BEFORE regional pricing, garbage, ABSOLUTE GARBAGE DEVS.

Devs have 0 experience making a game, most of this game is reused ugly assets from the unity store and broken spaguetti code, absolute dogsh*t balance (some classes are literally unplayable for 6 months now) all they do is make streamers happy (they think that's what keeps the game going / having a playerbase) this company is on the verge of being bankrupt, the game itself is good (that's pushing it) but everything else about it is literally worthless and a waste of time.



tl:dr - try it for free, do not buy the legendary pack.
Posted 14 November, 2024. Last edited 27 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
50.5 hrs on record (25.2 hrs at review time)
Masterpiece if you are a harry potter fan and a solid action rpg regardless with an amazing branching story and brilliant attention to detail, world building and great gameplay as well, couldn`t ask for more. They nailed this game, truly amazing.
Posted 10 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
670.7 hrs on record (142.8 hrs at review time)
The only game you'll ever need.
Posted 9 July, 2022. Last edited 1 August, 2022.
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59.0 hrs on record (43.0 hrs at review time)
mhm
Posted 15 May, 2022.
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0.1 hrs on record
game runs like cancer, plays like cancer, worse than cancer
Posted 14 May, 2022.
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345.0 hrs on record (29.4 hrs at review time)
The magnum opus of modern gaming born from the Souls series and Zelda breath of the wild. ELDEN RING is the best game ever created so far, no questions about it.

When it works flawlessly like it's supposed to, it can be the best gaming experience one might have in their lifetime.

I will miss Elden ring when I finish it, I will wonder again how it would be like to play it all over again with no memory of it... Just like it was with Dark souls, when it changed it all.

Masterpiece 10/10
Posted 5 March, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
41.5 hrs on record (41.4 hrs at review time)
Game lacks content, you have 8 ships and 4 maps, they will never release any new content paid or free.
Multiplayer is completely broken, matchmaking doesn't work, ranking system is garbage and for people that got their placement before the newest patch, they are forever stuck in the lowest score possible with no way of gaining rank, the support is garbage, community is one of the worst I've ever seen.

The core game is ok at best, the story is trash and avoidable. It blows my mind people are boasting this game, take a real step back and watch as most respected gaming youtuber 'journalists' are boasting this game without even playing it past the fake disney ride at first... Just because its EA and no microtransactions... YIKES.

Gaming in 2020 and expecting good products is a complete joke, when a huge company like EA is putting out trash like this, and some random dude on a basement is making a better indie game with more content than this garbage.

TL;DR - please never buy this game, unless you are rich and just want a star wars disney ride at home with your VR ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 11 October, 2020.
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667.7 hrs on record (629.3 hrs at review time)
If you play this game, get ready to be disappointed... by every other game ever made, you will never find anything even close to this, play before you die.

No game will ever top this, 10/10 masterpiece
Posted 17 July, 2020. Last edited 9 November, 2024.
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