They hold me back because I can't control my own strength.... I can pop literally anyone's head like a pimple if I even put an ounce of effort in it, ♥♥♥♥ it zero effort and they are gone

When I get angry my friends hold me back at school bc I am kinda strong and sometimes if I’m really angry my eyes turn half red no joke once my eyes turned red and we had to go in a lockdown no joke..

I first want to preface this by saying I am NOT gay and I will not tolerate any accusations of being gay.. When me and my girlfriend are getting started I can’t seem to get an erection and our sex life was suffering for it. The first time this happened I was going down on her and suddenly Arthur Morgan popped into my head and I suddenly had a raging hard on, harder than I’ve managed to have in years. I feel so guilty and ashamed for thinking about someone else while having sex with my girlfriend. I’m confused about what it is about him that gets me so excited, all I can think of is maybe its his southern drawl or bright blue eyes? Im not sure but I don’t like having to constantly think about this man just to be able to maintain an erection. Its gotten to the point where I’m waking up to ♥♥♥ soaked sheets after having dreams about Arthur Morgan, in those dreams he often caresses my shoulder while he whispers “easy there boy” into my ear.

The trick is to bring a whole canister of whipped cream to security. When the TSA agent says "I'm sorry sir, but you're not allowed to carry that much aerosol on an aircraft," just smile, lube up the nozzle, insert it a knuckle or so deep into your rectum, and go to town. This should leave you nice and gassy. Next, when you go to the bathroom in the airplane, anally slurp up a sip or so of that "nice smelling airline soap". Now when you poop, it will jettison the soap out with the force of a Peregrine Falcon in full dive, filling the restroom with bubbles. As they pop, they will release gradual fragrance that will keep the plane aromatic for hours!

Balls on my face im gay

Balls on my face im gay