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5.5 hrs on record
A masterclass in tension. Buckshot Roulette turns a simple idea into a psychological nightmare where every click feels fatal. No fillers, no mercy—just pure, unforgettable suspense.
Posted 7 January.
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4.8 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Human: Fall Flat is pure chaotic brilliance — every step is a wobble, every puzzle is an adventure, and every fall turns into unexpected comedy. The physics are goofy in the best possible way, and playing with friends makes even simple moments unforgettable. A simple concept turned into a masterpiece of fun.”
Posted 24 November, 2025.
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14.5 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
It’s not just a game… it’s a perfectly tailored suit, a barcode, and a plan that might go horribly wrong but ends up looking like you meant it all along.

One moment you’re a ghost in the shadows, the next you’re disguised as a hotdog vendor serving death with extra mustard. Every NPC feels alive, every location feels like a movie set, and every kill… well, let’s just say they’ll never see it coming.

Graphics? Still hold up.
Gameplay? Timeless.
Stealth? Chef’s kiss.
Disguises? I’m now scared of every hotel janitor I see in real life.

10/10 would accidentally throw a brick at the wrong person again.
Posted 11 August, 2025.
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3.6 hrs on record
🪓 "Getting Over It" – Completed. SIUUUUUUUUUUUUU 💪

A game that tests your patience, reflexes, and mental strength. I raged, I screamed, I almost uninstalled — but I made it.
Every fall hurt, every climb mattered. And when I reached the top... pure euphoria.
Not for the faint-hearted, but absolutely worth it.

10/10 – Bennett Foddy, you mad genius.

Posted 1 July, 2025.
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4.5 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Distraint is proof that horror doesn’t need gore—just guilt. In 1 hour, it did what most games can’t in 10.
Pixel art? Stunning. Story? Soul-crushing. Distraint isn't just a game. It's a haunting, There are no jumpscares here—just the quiet horror of losing yourself.

The atmosphere? Unmatched. The sound design and ambient music drip dread and melancholy. The art? Simple yet surgically effective in delivering raw emotion. And the story? Oh, the story… it carves into your conscience with every decision you make as Price, a man spiraling between ambition and humanity.

10/10 – A short but soul-shattering experience.
Posted 26 May, 2025.
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98.5 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Honestly, OBS Studio is just insane. I started using it thinking it would be super complicated, but nope — it’s smooth, clean, and way more powerful than I expected.
Recording gameplay, making YouTube videos, streaming — it handles everything like a beast! 🧡

The best part? It’s totally free. No hidden paywalls, no annoying ads. Just pure professional-level tools that make you feel like a boss.
I love how customizable it is — scenes, sources, transitions — everything feels like it's under my control.

Seriously, if you’re even thinking about recording or streaming, don’t waste your time looking for anything else. OBS is all you need.
Mad respect to the devs for making something this good and keeping it open-source. 🙌

Highly recommend it.
10/10 from me. ⭐
Posted 27 April, 2025.
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2.6 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Never thought clicking a yellow fruit would unlock a new chapter of my life. Every 3 hours, I check my inventory like I’m opening a treasure chest.

The anticipation, the thrill, the dopamine hit from a Common Banana… unmatched.

I used to scroll Instagram—now I scroll Steam Inventory.

This isn’t just a clicker game. It’s art. It’s community. It’s banana.

10/10 would peel again.
Posted 22 April, 2025.
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10.7 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
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🌍 What Is Metro 2033 Redux?
Metro 2033 Redux is the definitive version of the original 2010 cult-classic survival shooter, rebuilt with the newer 4A Engine (used in Metro: Last Light) for better visuals, performance, and gameplay improvements. It’s based on Dmitry Glukhovsky’s best-selling novel and throws you into the dark, haunting tunnels of post-apocalyptic Moscow.
This isn’t just another FPS. This is an experience. A slow-burning, atmospheric journey through fear, hope, survival — and humanity’s struggle to hold onto what’s left of it.

🎮 GAMEPLAY
Metro 2033 is a first-person survival horror shooter. But don’t come expecting constant action and explosions — this is a methodical, story-driven game where every bullet counts and every shadow hides a threat.

Game Modes:
Survival Mode: True to the original — limited ammo, tougher enemies, high tension.
Spartan Mode: Inspired by Last Light — more action-oriented, faster pacing.
You choose how you want to experience it.

Core Mechanics:
Manage scarce resources like bullets and gas mask filters.
Use stealth or go loud — both have consequences.
Explore eerie metro tunnels, mutant-infested ruins, and abandoned outposts.
Upgrade weapons, manage your loadout, and adapt to different threats.
The best part? The tension never lets up. You’ll always be looking over your shoulder — whether it’s for mutants, bandits, or just the feeling of loneliness in the dark.

🌫️ ATMOSPHERE & STORY
If there’s one thing Metro does better than 90% of games — it’s atmosphere.
Claustrophobic metro tunnels lit by flickering bulbs. The sound of distant screams echoing in abandoned stations. Haunting music, whispered voices, chilling darkness. The world feels alive, yet dying.
The story follows Artyom, a survivor living in Moscow’s underground metro system after a nuclear war devastates the surface. When a mysterious threat known as the Dark Ones emerges, Artyom is forced to leave his home station and embark on a journey through the metro — encountering different factions, ideologies, and horrors along the way.
It’s emotional, mature, and thought-provoking. Not just about survival — but what’s left of humanity in a dying world.

🖼️ GRAPHICS & SOUND (Redux Edition)
Visuals:
Vastly improved over the original 2010 release.
Enhanced lighting, particle effects, character models, and textures.
Runs smoothly on modern hardware with customizable settings.

Audio:
Incredible ambient design.
Every creak, whisper, mutant roar — you feel it.
Russian voice-over option is also available for added immersion.
Redux truly brings the world to life in a gritty, immersive, and beautiful way.

🔧 FEATURES
✅ Rebuilt in the 4A Engine
✅ 60+ FPS smooth gameplay
✅ Gas mask mechanics with filters
✅ Realistic weapon reloading & maintenance
✅ Bullet economy – military-grade ammo doubles as currency
✅ Fully voiced narrative
✅ Improved AI and stealth mechanics
✅ Difficulty options for all types of players
✅ New achievements and collectibles
✅ Dual-language audio options

👍 PROS
Immersive atmosphere like no other
Deep, engaging story with meaningful world-building
Excellent level design — both linear and semi-open
Tense survival mechanics with real consequences
Beautiful Redux visuals
Stealth and combat both feel satisfying
Lore-rich universe with hidden notes and audio logs
Replayable with different approaches

❌ CONS
– Some pacing may feel slow to action-oriented players
– Occasional stiff animations (especially NPCs)
– Minor bugs in certain segments
– AI pathfinding can be a bit clunky sometimes
– Voice acting (especially English) can feel inconsistent
– Limited freedom — it’s a linear experience (by design)

💡 TIPS FOR NEW PLAYERS
🔹 Conserve your ammo — avoid unnecessary fights.
🔹 Explore every corner — you’ll find supplies, notes, and alternate paths.
🔹 Use your lighter and journal to light cobwebs and find your way.
🔹 Switch between stealth and action wisely — sometimes it’s smarter to avoid conflict.
🔹 Watch your gas mask timer — always have spare filters.
🔹 Choose Russian voice + subtitles for max immersion (if you're okay reading).

🧠 THEMES & DEPTH
Metro is more than just shooting mutants. It’s about ideologies clashing underground. Nazis, communists, cultists, neutral traders — all surviving in different ways. It explores fear, war, faith, loss, and redemption.
There are even multiple endings, depending on your actions, morality, and decisions.

🏁 FINAL VERDICT
Metro 2033 Redux is a brilliant remaster of a cult classic — tightening gameplay, improving visuals, and preserving everything that made the original special. It’s a must-play for any fan of survival horror, immersive sims, or narrative-driven shooters.
It’s not about fast kills or flashy moments — it’s about feeling the cold, breathing through a cracked gas mask, and hoping that shadow in the dark doesn’t move.

⭐ FINAL RATING: 9.5/10
“A masterpiece of mood and meaning. Metro 2033 Redux doesn’t just tell a story — it makes you live it.”
Posted 19 April, 2025. Last edited 19 April, 2025.
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1.0 hrs on record
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🕯️ What is “Clap Clap”?
Nightmare Files: Clap Clap is a first-person indie horror experience that blends paranormal investigation with urban legends, using claustrophobic environments, eerie sound design, and a chilling narrative to trap you in a haunted memory. Inspired by the infamous sleepover game “Clap Clap,” you’ll soon find out it’s more than just a game… it’s an invitation.
If you're a fan of games like Paranormal HK, MADiSON, The Mortuary Assistant, or Fears to Fathom, then Clap Clap is going to feel like home — if your home had flickering lights, ghostly whispers, and doors that never stay shut.

🎮 GAMEPLAY
This is not an action game. You won’t be shooting monsters or running around with weapons. Instead, Clap Clap is about slow dread, exploration, and immersive storytelling. You’ll move through haunted environments, solve simple puzzles, and experience a linear, story-driven nightmare.

Key Mechanics:
🔦 Flashlight navigation (with battery limitations = extra fear)
👂 Audio cues (listen carefully... seriously)
🔎 Light puzzle-solving and item collection
🫣 Chase sequences and scripted paranormal events
You don’t fight the horror — you survive it. And trust me, the horror fights back.

🌫️ ATMOSPHERE & IMMERSION
This game nails its atmosphere.
Dark, gritty interiors. Static-filled TVs. Mirrors that don’t behave. A little girl laughing when you’re alone. The environmental storytelling is subtle, but effective — notes, objects, and layout hint at a much bigger (and darker) backstory.
The “Clap Clap” game mechanic itself is brilliant — every time you hear a clap… your heart skips. It’s used sparingly but effectively, making every sound feel like a threat.

🎧 SOUND DESIGN
Arguably the strongest part of the game.
3D positional audio makes the space feel alive — and haunted.
Every whisper, creak, and clap adds tension.
There’s very little music, which makes the quiet moments terrifying.
Sudden silence? Run.
Sudden noise? Too late.
Play with headphones. You’ll hate yourself, but in the best way.

🖼️ GRAPHICS & PERFORMANCE
Indie horror doesn’t need AAA visuals — and Clap Clap proves it.
The lighting, shadows, and texture work are impressive for a small dev team.
Everything feels used, broken, and unsafe — as it should.
Runs well on mid-range PCs with stable performance.
Minor bugs like clipping or floaty physics at times, but nothing game-breaking.

💀 PROS
Tense and immersive atmosphere
Genuinely creepy moments (some scream-worthy)
Simple yet effective gameplay
No cheap jumpscare spam — well-timed horror
Great pacing — never overstays its welcome
Good use of urban legend and folklore themes
Perfect length for a one-sitting playthrough
Affordable and worth every cent for horror fans

😵 CONS
– Some objectives/puzzles are a little vague
– Slight jankiness in movement or interaction (common in indie titles)
– Replayability is low unless you're an achievement hunter
– Not for people who dislike slow-paced horror
– A few jump scares feel predictable if you’ve played a lot of horror

💡 TIPS BEFORE YOU PLAY
Use headphones. You’ll regret it. You’ll love it.
Play in one sitting for the best immersion — it's not too long.
Check everything. Drawers, doors, papers, even reflections.
Don’t rush. The horror is in the atmosphere, not speedruns.
Listen. Sometimes the game talks to you before it really talks to you.

🧠 FINAL THOUGHTS
Nightmare Files: Clap Clap doesn’t rely on gore or jump scare overload. It relies on atmosphere, dread, and storytelling — which is exactly what good horror should do. It might be short, but every minute is packed with unease. You’ll question every hallway. Every sound. Every time you hear a clap in the distance.
It’s not about surviving a monster. It’s about surviving your own fear.

⭐ FINAL RATING: 8.8/10
“Clap… clap… And just like that, you're not alone anymore.”
Posted 19 April, 2025. Last edited 19 April, 2025.
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10.0 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
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🌟 What Is Stumble Guys?
Stumble Guys is a fast-paced, massively multiplayer party knockout game where up to 32 players battle it out in wacky obstacle courses until one player emerges victorious. It takes inspiration from Fall Guys but carves out its own unique identity, especially with its optimization for mobile and cross-platform support.
Don’t let the cartoony look fool you — this game is a blend of skill, timing, and just the right amount of rage. Whether you’re in it to win or just here for laughs, there’s something for everyone.

🕹️ GAMEPLAY
At its core, the gameplay is simple and accessible:
➡️ Move
⬆️ Jump
🌀 Dive
That’s it — but within this simplicity lies total mayhem. Every round throws something different at you. Here are the types of rounds you’ll face:

Race Rounds: Classic obstacle races — dodge wrecking balls, leap over spinning hammers, survive slippery ice paths, and more.
Survival Rounds: Stay alive on rotating platforms, disappearing tiles, or floors with random explosions.
Team Games: Cooperate with strangers or friends in soccer-style battles, paint the arena games, and tug-of-war style brawls.
Elimination Games: Stay on the map as long as possible — last one standing wins.
Each round cuts down players until one victor claims the crown. The random nature of the maps ensures no two games feel the same.

🎨 VISUALS & SOUND
Graphics:
Vibrant, colorful, and cartoony — perfect for a lighthearted game like this. It doesn’t push your system too hard and runs smoothly even on modest hardware.
Animations:
Characters are goofy, bouncy, and wildly animated — every fall, bump, and dive adds to the comedic value.
Sound Design:
Silly background music, playful sound effects, and chaotic grunts from your character add charm without being annoying.

⚙️ FEATURES
✅ Up to 32 players per match
✅ Over 30+ unique maps
✅ Solo, party, and event modes
✅ Tons of skins, emotes, and footstep effects
✅ Free-to-play with cosmetic microtransactions
✅ Cross-platform (PC, Android, iOS)
✅ Regular updates with new maps and features
✅ Ranked and event-based gameplay for progression

🔝 PROS
Instant Fun: You can jump in and start playing within seconds.
Family-Friendly: Great for all ages. No violence, just bouncy chaos.
Skill + Luck Combo: Perfect blend of actual skill and hilarious randomness.
Cosmetic Customization: Tons of skins, emotes, and footstep trails.
Fast Rounds: Even if you lose early, you can restart almost instantly.
Low System Requirements: Runs well on almost any PC.
Community & Events: Active dev team, themed events, and new content regularly.
Crossplay: Play with your friends on mobile or PC seamlessly.

❌ CONS
– Occasional Bugs/Glitches: Especially in newer maps or high ping.
– Matchmaking Can Be Repetitive: Limited map variety per session sometimes.
– Randomness: Some maps can be extremely RNG-heavy, which may frustrate competitive players.
– Limited Communication: No real-time voice or text chat for strategic team games.
– Microtransactions: While not pay-to-win, some of the coolest cosmetics are locked behind paywalls or passes.

💡 TIPS FOR NEW PLAYERS
Master the Dive: It's not just for speed — it's great for dodging and bumping others off ledges.
Stick to the Crowd Strategically: In race maps, the crowd can show you where to go — or block you. Use it wisely.
Watch and Learn: If you lose on a new map, spectate and learn the best paths or tricks.
Events = Free Stuff: Play events to unlock ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and gems.
Equip Smaller Skins: Sometimes, smaller characters have visual advantages in tight spaces.
Stay Calm: Getting tilted means more mistakes. It's just a game — but yes, it's okay to rage a little too. 😤

👥 WITH FRIENDS = 10x FUN
Playing with friends takes Stumble Guys to a whole different level. Taunt them with emotes, bump them off the edge “accidentally,” and race each other to the crown. With private party codes, it’s easy to set up custom games too.
If you're a streamer or YouTuber, this game is gold for funny clips, challenges, or custom tournaments.

🔄 LONGEVITY & PROGRESSION
Even though each match is short, the combination of new maps, unlockables, emotes, and ranked modes keep things fresh. Stumble Passes add progression with daily missions and seasonal goals. The developers seem committed to keeping the game alive with frequent updates.

🏁 FINAL VERDICT
Stumble Guys is more than a Fall Guys clone — it's a polished, fast-paced, and chaotic party game that works incredibly well on both PC and mobile. Whether you're a casual player looking to unwind or someone chasing crowns competitively, it offers endless replayability.
It’s goofy. It’s chaotic. It’s incredibly fun. And most importantly — it never takes itself too seriously.

⭐ FINAL RATING: 9/10
“You don’t play Stumble Guys to win… you play it to fall, laugh, and do it all over again.”
Posted 18 April, 2025. Last edited 19 April, 2025.
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